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by Ross - Mar 13, 2008

God.I Need This For Conformation That You Are Real. so My Question Is. . . . .Who Is Norman( Hu I Know)

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GOD - Norman is Hu I know.

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by Meliah - Mar 8, 2008

I think i have met my soul mate....he is over seas...how do you know if someone is your soul mate...

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GOD - The only Soul mate is the Holy Spirit. Don''t bother me with your romanticism of the flesh.

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by Meliah - Mar 8, 2008

I think i have met my soul mate....he is over seas...how do you know if someone is your soul mate...

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GOD - The only Soul mate is the Holy Spirit. Don''t bother me with your romanticism of the flesh.

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by nathan - Feb 27, 2008

Why was Jesus born in a stable?

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GOD - uuuhh....ohh man tough one....ummm...`What is NO room at the Inn?` LOL

Hey Nathan, one thing you should notice about Christ is, He gave up Heaven to be born in the flesh so he could be related to you. He humbled himself in every way so He could relate to life''s harsh conditions. At the end, while on the cross, I hit Him with ALL MY WRATH and EVERY SIN and EVERY SICKNESS, then I let Him die at the hands of a murderous and mocking mob for your sake. Believe it or not is your choice. That''s the whole point.

`OK Alex, American Idol Winners for $300!`

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by Jacob - Feb 23, 2008

Will you please fix the stain my dad made in the dining room.

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GOD - How about I fix the stain on your Assoul instead?

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by puffin - Feb 13, 2008

God, when the apocalypse comes and we all die, whats this stuff about the birds eating us? Are the birds not going to die to or is it going to be a 1 thing at a time Apocalypse?

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GOD - Your confusing the Last War Called Armageddon, (Where eagles dine on the flesh of royalty and blood rises to the height of a horses bridal. This war takes place in the Valley of Megiddo. Hence the term ArMAGEDDOn.) with the end of the world. That''s when I wrap your whole existence up like an old scroll. Birds and all.

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