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by Clyde - Jul 16, 2007

Hey God, I love you. Hey I came to ask you something. When you first die, whats it like? Do you just go to space, then heaven? Or what?

Answer

GOD - Don''t you remember?



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by Sylvia - Jul 16, 2007

Hi
Really great website. Good job! It was very interesting reading it.

Answer

GOD - It was fun watching you!



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by Bent O. Veer - Jun 16, 2007

In the bible it is said that god is omnipotent yet he cannot destroy or counteract satan''s influence upon man. Does this mean that god is not omnipotent and therefore flawed meaning all worship is fruitless and pointless?

Answer

GOD - WTF? HEY, SWEET JESUS!!! Hurry!!! Come read this question from Bent! He''s got me Stumped! Bent just proved we don''t exist by his brilliant and completely out of any Biblical context question! Oh, me oh my, what in heaven''s name are we going to do now? I guess we should be happy he didn’t ask if I could make a rock sooooo big that I can’t lift it toooooo…..LOL….ROTFLMAO! What a maroon………Next!



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by Joe - Jun 2, 2007

Does my wife want a Godly reconciliation in our marriage?

Answer

GOD - A godly reconciliation? That sounds `Christian-ly Creepy` already. Don''t blame your marriage on Me. Be a man. Women like that.



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by w.Nelson - May 28, 2007

If your word is true- and is represented in the bible. Adam and Eve had three sons- Cain slew Able and Seth came along a while later. (Genesis) Who did Cain marry?

Answer

GOD - My word is true regardless of your kindergarten age brain development. Have you read the Book of Genesis? You might notice that I created Man and Woman before I created the Adam and the Eve. It''s right there in black and white DoDo! Oh btw bright boy, Christmas and Easter are SEX and COPULATION Festivals that the Catholic/Babylon Church mixed into Christianity. My Son was born in September on your calendar and WTF does Bunnies and Eggs have to do with the death and resurrection of Jesus?

Now let me check if YOU''RE a mistake or something...hold on I''ll be right back.



Question

by justin - May 25, 2007

dear God,
you''ve allowed me to have everything taken away from me. I am being patient for you to return it. im not here to ask you when you will return it! Im here to say that ever since you''ve taken everything away from me. I have gotten back into church and I am serving you with all of my heart. I also feel that you have brought a special person into my life. my pastors daughter, Angela. she 4 years older than me. I have strong feelings for her. my question to you, is. is Angela the one woman in this life that you have destined me to spend the rest of my life with?

Answer

GOD - A pastor''s daughter huh? You lucky dawg! Listen, stop wondering this and that. Give it all to Me, including your blind trust. Get up each day and give thanks for another day to slay, tell Satan your going to kick his ass today and then GO FORWARD with the full knowledge that I''m guiding your steps. You do this for me Justin, I''ll take of you. As for the girl? She will need a real man too to overcome the hold of a Pastor Father. You MUST be her Man and Pastor!



Question

by Dana Schreiner - May 24, 2007

Lord I am so confused, Doing my job is becoming very depressing. I need direction ,I am not a robot i know that, yet I need to understand that what I am doing is your will.

Answer

GOD - If you WANT to be in My Will, you''re in it. Those who aren’t.....don''t want to be.

Never Stop


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